OK, so I’m being lazy, SORRY. Actually doing a little research that will hopefully lead to some job enhancements in the near future, we’ll see. So I decided to post some old school Cube. This was one of my first posts. If you didn’t know me then, please enjoy. For the few others, feel free to re-enjoy…
So, my coworker friend Bridge, won a trip to Viva Las Vegas from Hot 92 Jamz. She, along with the other trip winners, will be given a chance to win $1,000,000. Cross your fingers for Bridge. She’s promised to save me from my cube-cell if she wins the big bucks. I’ll even pick her up from LAX if she wins…
So we were musing about her Vegas trip and it got me thinking of an incident that happened to me in Vegas. The “incident” was this guy I met at the OPM in Caesars Palace. He had a 6 inch flat-top that didn’t stand straight up, it was actually at a 90 degree angle, as if it was trying to run from his face. He carried an old-school “banana” cell phone with a moto razor glued to it. He also had on a very “colorful” suit. Some of you Vegas strip clubbers may have seen him before. He seems like he frequents the clubs on the strip.
Upon our entrance to the dance floor, he started dancing with me. Now when I say dancing, I mean he was crouched down on the floor with his legs wide open. His butt was probably about 1.5 feet off the ground and he somewhat hopped with the beat while thrusting his pelvis against me. His pelvis was literally hitting my knee. 
So my dancing, turned into a boring lil side-to-side step, so that he would see that I was uninterested and move-on. But nope, he just kept on hoping his lil heart away. But this is the kicker… He was also talking through all of this: “Damn you look good” “Do you wanna be in my video”"You ever been in a video”"Whooo yeah, that’s it, get it girl, you doing it now” *rolling eyes* By this time, I dropped the side-to- side and was just swaying. He actually put his hands on my hips to try to move me. We were at the end of the dance floor and people were walking behind him, laughing. It was an interesting picture. And if I wasn’t so embarrassed I would have gotten a picture of him. 
So when I stopped moving all together and tilted my head up and started scratching my scalp, he finally got the picture. But he didn’t leave without giving me a card which contained his myspace address. Yes, he has a “myspace” card. 
Jan 30, 2008 at 20:51:00
Too doggone funny, that nicca is stuck in the late 90′s….he is not letting go of becoming the next MC Hammer..LMAO
Jan 30, 2008 at 22:43:00
LOL!!! I love the fact that you at least tried to be nice about random fugly ass, extra high top fade wearin, greasy, shiny shirt wearing bootleg Big Daddy Kane mofos tryna come holla…gave him the lil two step and all. Not F.U. I would have told him I don’t dance or talk to anyone who was in Electric Booglaoo. He would have got the crooked eye, a serious Ew face, and he would have got left in the middle of the dance floor.
Feb 25, 2008 at 06:22:00
Mac Digital ..LMAO.. I’m speechless. He actually thought you and your girls were gonna believe he made relevant videos, when all you had to do was look at HIM..