So, my coworker friend Bridge, won a trip to Viva Las Vegas from Hot 92 Jamz. She, along with the other trip winners, will be given a chance to win $1,000,000. Cross your fingers for Bridge. She’s promised to save me from my cube-cell if she wins the big bucks. I’ll even pick her up from LAX if she wins…
So we were musing about her Vegas trip and it got me thinking of an incident that happened to me in Vegas. The “incedent” was this guy I met at the OPM in Caesars Palace. He had a 6 inch flat-top that didn’t stand straight up, it was actually at a 90 degree angle, as if it was trying to run from his face. He carried an old-school “banana” cell phone with a moto razor glued to it. He also had on a very “colorful” suit. Some of you Vegas strip clubbers may have seen him before. He seems like he frequents the clubs on the strip.
Upon our entrance to the dance floor, he started dancing with me. Now when I say dancing, I mean he was crouched down on the floor with his legs wide open. His butt was probably about 1.5 feet off the ground and he somewhat hopped with the beat while thrusting his pelvis against me. His pelvis was literally hitting my knee.
So my dancing, turned into a boring lil side-to-side step, so that he would see that I was uninterested and move-on. But nope, he just kept on hoping his lil heart away. But this is the kicker… He was also talking through all of this: “Damn you look good” “Do you wanna be in my video”"You ever been in a video”"Whooo yeah, that’s it, get it girl, you doing it now” *rolling eyes* By this time, I dropped the side-to- side and was just swaying. He actually put his hands on my hips to try to move me. We were at the end of the dance floor and people were walking behind him, laughing. It was an interesting picture. And if I wasn’t so embarrassed I would have gotten a picture of him. 
So when I stopped moving all together and tilted my head up and started scratching my scalp, he finally got the picture. But he didn’t leave without giving me a card which contained his myspace address. Yes, he has a “myspace” card. 
So here’s his address. Check out his page, he’s “interesting.” And he loves that banana/razor phone, more than I love my blackberry.
www.myspace.com/macdigital
Nov 3, 2007 at 02:44:00
OMG that is too hilarious!!! You actually have something going here! I see that you just started well keep it up eventually your blog will turn into something you think about every single day all day at least thats how much my blog stays on my mind!!! anywho I love how personal it feels and plan to add you to my blogroll!!!